Backstreet Boys SUCK ASS!!!!

Konichiwa! Ok let me get rite to this because it pissed me off that bad! I apologize in advance for the profanity. F^(k the Backstreet Boys! Thursday night we were watching the Celebrity Apprentice. This has long been one of my favorite shows and we DVR the scapela out of it! Many of you are aware of the premise so I won't go over it. This years has been different though. Celebrities competing for their favorite charities, CHARITIES.....CHARITY pinche Backdoor Boys! Sorry, they are primadona, pretty boy, quimby ass lowlifes!

The two fianlists of this years Apprectice were Piers Morgan from America's Got Talent and Country Music Superstar, Trace Adkins. Mr. Honky Tonk Bodonkadonk. While Piers is a typical Brit he did a fabulous job of raising money for his Charity, Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund. Trace's charity was close to his heart as it was for the The Food Allergy & Anaphylaxis network which deals with food allergies. His 6 year old daughter suffers from Food Allergies. For the final challenge both Trace and Piers had to collaborate to put on a Charity Auction..CHARITY AUCTION Backstreet Bastards! Aight...so Piers agreed to handle the Auction and the Catering and Trace opted to handle the Entertainment, which you may have guessed by now was the Back Street Boys. So during their initial meeting, Trace and the band were going thru the "RIDER" which is basically the list of demands that the band wants backstage. They had to have certain types of bottled water, each had certain types of beer, typical crap which I can understand...MAYBE. Then it gets down to Wheat Grass Juice. Wheat Grass Juice bro? You are not gonna go on because you don't have wheat grass juice? Then, get this, the manager comes up to Trace and says, yeah one of the boys forgot his black finger-nail polish so you need to go buy him some. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that Trace's partner in this challenge was Lennox Lewis, former Heavyweight Boxing Champ of the World. So here go 6'7" Trace Adkins and 6'6" Lennox Lewis to the frigging CVS to get this little fruitcake Black finger-nail polish. Come on dude! If that wasn't bad enough. One of these little Baryshnikov's had a little boo-boo on his knee. So they requested that Trace and Lennox go buy him a knee brace. DUDE..WTF? So while Trace was trying to find this knee brace he relayed a story about how his stomach really hurt before a concert. So he went on, performed then went immediately to the ER where he had Emergency Surgery to have 18" of his colon removed! But poor little Howie's knee was sore...AWWWWW. J-O-T-O!!!!

Did these little punks forget that they were here for a CHARITY? When was their last hit anyway? Wheat Grass Juice, Fingernail polish and a knee brace? What a bunch of little ass cracks! I hope this completley kills their "comeback". They came across as total A-HOLES! Nice job guys. I know all the Intrepid Fallen Heroes are really glad you got you fingernail polish man. I am also sure that while Trace's little daughter is worrying about not coming in contact with any peanut butter so she does not swell up and stop breathing, she can rest easier knowing her daddy is rounding up your pinche Wheat Grass! DAMNIT am I wrong to be this pissed? I submit that I am not and they are losers! L-O-S-E-R-S! So my suggestions for the ASOD until further notice..is any damn BSB's song that has ever been recorded! ASS PIRATES man!!!! DAMNIT!!!!

In case I don't see you....Good Afternoon, Good Evening and Good Night!!!!

I want it that way................tell me why, ani't nothing but a LOSER!

-LOC out-