So it begins............

Greetings homies! Ok, you guys can post replies to your freaking hearts content here and Steve Whitaker or Ron Logsdon will not complain! I am gonna try this bad boy out, and if it works I will register my own domain name and become official! So, without further adieu, I now begin my first Annoying Song of the Day BLOG!

First I must comment on the hair stylist that cut Connor and Harrison's hair tonight. Hahahaha..I can't even believe this is real. Her name was....Juanita Coonrod! Coonrod, yes I said COONROD! If I did not see it on her certificate, I would not have believed it! Juanita, your last name is a Raccoon Phalus! How great is that? The only thing that would have made it better, is if her name had been Anita instead of Juanita. Classic!

I am sticking with the current theme of Midnight Rope-A-Ho. I may have ranted on this before, but do you know what really cracks me up? It's the goofy dance class people that hang out after dance class is over to "show off" their moves. There is a leader, I am not sure of his name, but it is clear he is their leader! How do I know this you may ask? Why it's his cool black suede flat dance shoes he wears with his way too tight Levi's! That and the Arthur Murray smile that is constantly on his face is how I know. The best is when they actually try to Samba and Tango to Ying Yang Twin's "Shake It Like a Salt Shaker" or Mambo to AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long". It's just not right! Although, he does a mean Foxtrot to "Sexy Back". More power to you bro, but DAMN, do you need the shoes? I am thinking about buying him a Ladies Fashion Belt and a Bedazzler............

Today's song is brought to us by: TACO. Puttin' On The Ritz! I think it pretty much speaks for itself! ENJOY!!!!!!

PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ

by: TACO

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to

why don't you go where fashion sits, Puttin' on the ritz.

Different types who wear a day coat, pants with stripes

and cutaway coat, perfect fits, Puttin' on the ritz.

Dressed up like a million dollar trouper

Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)

Come let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks

or "umberellas" in their mitts,

Puttin' on the ritz.

Have you seen the well-to-do up and down Park Avenue

On that famous thoroughfare with their noses in the air

High hats and Arrow collars white spats and lots of dollars

Spending every dime for a wonderful time

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to

why don't you go where fashion sits,

Puttin' on the ritz. Puttin' on the ritz. Puttin' on the ritz.