Mas Better! I am still pissed at the BSB's and I hope they are all arrested for Tax Evasion, sent to Rikers Island for 5-10 and become the Arayan Brotherhood's bitches a-la Beecher from OZ. I'm not bitter, I am letting it go. In spite of feable attempts by FOM's (Friends of Mark) to remind me of the mindless tripe that is BSB!
Today I would like to rant about the tip line on your credit/debit card receipts. Not so much that it is there, but the fact that is is there at places like Dairy Queen. Nothing worse than spending $11.50 on a #2 with cheese and bacon, Texas Sized, Unsweet Tea and Large Hawaiin Blizzard only to get your receipt and have a line for a tip! WTF? Really? You are already tossing my salad like a first night inmate at San Quentin and then you want a tip? I feel like saying, "I myself, prefer syrup!" Then you have the awkward moment when they know you are looking at the tip line like what? What did they do? Take my order? It's not like they went out of their way for me, but I am not gonna buckle like some chump being swindled into paying extra because he got the 24 oz. cappuccino instead of the 20 oz. which is what the special was! Hell to the no! NO TIP FOR YOU!
Congrats to the fabulous RVP of the Fiesta Region for kicking ass and earning another trip for us to The Doral in Miami, Bahammas, Cozumel and Grand Cayman! The Thayn-Dugan vacation is ON like Donkey Kong! BOOYA!!!
Todays song comes courtesy of FreeCreditReport.com. I know you guys have heard it, the one where he sings about trying to buy a car, but he can't cause he didn't check his credit report. Hey, asscrack, if you had used free credit report.com you would have just found out you credit sucked MAS SOONER and not embarrased the hell out of yourself. You still would be driving a "used sub-compact". IDIOT! Quit living for your credit report bro. My goal is to have a 0 FICO score. SUCK ON THAT Experian, Equifax or whatever the hell you are called now. Debt sucks ass and if that means I have to drive a beater until I can buy a nicer car for cash, so be it. Hell...San Miguel has seen the cars I have driven in the past. I am not past driving some ass-mobiles man! Remember the '92 Protoge that had the radio stolen 3 times, did not have an AC and leaked like a sieve when it sprinkled rain? Or the '94 Saturn Ghetto Joe affectionatley called DING-DING because it also leaked and when it rained the seatbelt alarm would not shut-off! Then the sweet-ass sweet '84 Bronco II-RIP my friend! Damn thing sprayed oil on any car within 100 ft. of my rear bumper and smelled like 1984! Those were the days...good ole' 2006!! So enjoy singing this pinche jingle all day long and DOWN WITH WHITIE...or at least the Credit Bureau's!!
While I was shoppin for a new car which one's me?
A cool convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was wack,
Cuz now im drivin off a lot in a used sub-compact.
F-R-E-E that spells free, Credit Report dot com ba-by.
Saw their ads on my TV, thought about going but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin fly-n-rollin phat,
My legs are stickin to the vinyl and my posseys gettin laughed at.
F-R-E-E that spells free credit report dot com ba-by.
Today I would like to rant about the tip line on your credit/debit card receipts. Not so much that it is there, but the fact that is is there at places like Dairy Queen. Nothing worse than spending $11.50 on a #2 with cheese and bacon, Texas Sized, Unsweet Tea and Large Hawaiin Blizzard only to get your receipt and have a line for a tip! WTF? Really? You are already tossing my salad like a first night inmate at San Quentin and then you want a tip? I feel like saying, "I myself, prefer syrup!" Then you have the awkward moment when they know you are looking at the tip line like what? What did they do? Take my order? It's not like they went out of their way for me, but I am not gonna buckle like some chump being swindled into paying extra because he got the 24 oz. cappuccino instead of the 20 oz. which is what the special was! Hell to the no! NO TIP FOR YOU!
Congrats to the fabulous RVP of the Fiesta Region for kicking ass and earning another trip for us to The Doral in Miami, Bahammas, Cozumel and Grand Cayman! The Thayn-Dugan vacation is ON like Donkey Kong! BOOYA!!!
Todays song comes courtesy of FreeCreditReport.com. I know you guys have heard it, the one where he sings about trying to buy a car, but he can't cause he didn't check his credit report. Hey, asscrack, if you had used free credit report.com you would have just found out you credit sucked MAS SOONER and not embarrased the hell out of yourself. You still would be driving a "used sub-compact". IDIOT! Quit living for your credit report bro. My goal is to have a 0 FICO score. SUCK ON THAT Experian, Equifax or whatever the hell you are called now. Debt sucks ass and if that means I have to drive a beater until I can buy a nicer car for cash, so be it. Hell...San Miguel has seen the cars I have driven in the past. I am not past driving some ass-mobiles man! Remember the '92 Protoge that had the radio stolen 3 times, did not have an AC and leaked like a sieve when it sprinkled rain? Or the '94 Saturn Ghetto Joe affectionatley called DING-DING because it also leaked and when it rained the seatbelt alarm would not shut-off! Then the sweet-ass sweet '84 Bronco II-RIP my friend! Damn thing sprayed oil on any car within 100 ft. of my rear bumper and smelled like 1984! Those were the days...good ole' 2006!! So enjoy singing this pinche jingle all day long and DOWN WITH WHITIE...or at least the Credit Bureau's!!
While I was shoppin for a new car which one's me?
A cool convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was wack,
Cuz now im drivin off a lot in a used sub-compact.
F-R-E-E that spells free, Credit Report dot com ba-by.
Saw their ads on my TV, thought about going but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin fly-n-rollin phat,
My legs are stickin to the vinyl and my posseys gettin laughed at.
F-R-E-E that spells free credit report dot com ba-by.
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