Thursday, March 13, 2008

2 Years on a Toilet? WTF?

Tungjatjeta, What up yo? Ok, so many of you's guy's may have heard of the woman from Ness City, Kansas who sat on her boyfriends toilet for 2 years. YES-2 Years! Dude..and Mel thought I took a long time on the throne! The quote from the boyfriend was, "I brought her food and water everyday and asked if she was ready to leave the bathroom". She would reply, "Maybe tomorrow". Dude called the police and said he thought there might be something wrong with his girlfriend. REALLY BRO? You think? Either that or it was the mother of all dumps! That is Harper quality stuff right there! Actually, I could see Harper living in the crapper for a year or so. As long as he could watch the Angels kick the crap out of the Yankees I think he would be fine. They said her arse was actually fused to the toilet seat. Dr. Daniel Aries, Director of Dermatology at a Kansas City hospital said, "The skin is very happy to grow around things-that's a natural process". NICE! The possibilities are endless with that one! Come on Harper, I know you can go way longer than 2 years brah!

Allllllllllllllrighty then! Today's tune is that song from the Mac Air-Book commercial. NEW SOUL. It's a pretty cool song, but I have been singing that BEATCH-not BEYOTCH Christmas, for going on 6 hours now! Pinche MAC! I friggin' hate Apple as it is, including iPod's. Enjoy!


NEW SOUL
by:Yael Naim

I'm a new soul,I came to this strange world,
Hoping I could learn a bit about how to give and take.
But since I came here,Felt the joy and the fear,
Finding myself making every possible mistake.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
I'm a young soul,In this very strange world,
Hoping I could learn a bit about what is true and fake.
But why all this hate? Try to communicate.
Finding trust and love is not always easy to make.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
This is a happy end,'Cause you don't understand,
Everything you have done.Why's everything so wrong?
This is a happy end, Come and give me your hand, I'll take your far away.
I'm a new soul,I came to this strange world,
Hoping I could learn a bit about how to give and take.
But since I came here,Felt the joy and the fear,
Finding myself making every possible mistake.
The new soul,In this very strange world,
Possible mistakes, possible mistakes,
Every possible mistakes,Mistakes, mistakes, mistakes,Mistakes.
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3 comments:

Gingervitis72 said...

If you ever feel like complaining about your job, just think about those unfortunate EMTs that had to pry her loony ass off that toilet! You know that chick was RIPE!! The real reason her boyfriend called 911 is because he couldn't stand the stench any more! I just hope that a picture of these two lovebirds surfaces one of these days. I'm dying to see what they look like!

March 14, 2008 at 8:06 AM
The Gnat said...

I see a mullet in our future. Maybe two.

March 14, 2008 at 9:57 AM
The Gnat said...

By the way Harper may have to wait more than a few years to see the Halos take NY.

March 14, 2008 at 10:00 AM

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