Happy St. Paddy's Day to ya!

Haileo! The last greeting from the 14th was Yugoslovian Albanian, are you guys too lazy to even cheat and as my boy Dane Cook says, "Google that shit"? Today's greeting is apropos to the date. Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone and especially to Mrs. ASOD as she is of the Irish descent(Callaway). Also to the young lad Ryan Calhoun! I wonder if he has any Irish heritage? I know he can put away the Guinness like an Irishman! So in honor of this great day and even though I am Scottish, here are a few Irish Drinking Quote's and proverbs:

1: When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.

When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to Heaven.

So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven.

2: The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

3: For every wound, a balm.

For every sorrow, cheer.

For every storm, a calm.

For every thirst, a beer.

4: Here’s to a long life and a merry one.

A quick death and an easy one.

A pretty girl and an honest one.

A cold beer – and another one!

5: It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow,

than to spend tonight like there's no money!

6: May your glass be ever full,

May the roof over your head be always strong,

And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

and my favorite from Frank Sinatra:

"Alcohol might be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemies!"

So speaking of alchohol, maybe little miss Skankhouse..errr Winehouse might want to lay off the Crystal Meth, Crack and Mr. Brownstone and pick up a pint of Guiness instead! Check out these picks of her: http://www.ticket760.com/pages/pp_stsa.html.

After the first 3, you'll have to scroll down past Salma Hayek to see the last one, but after the first 3 you might be too afraid to go farther! DUDE! I have seen 24-year olds lose their teeth, but all of them were on that HBO America Undercover Documentary-"REHAB". A few of them did go on to star in another HBO classic-PIMPS UP, HOES DOWN-"Hey baby, you going ooooout?" Look closely at the second collage of pics-is that her chones or is she baking a loaf? Hard to tell, either way, it's Hookers at the Point NASTY! Hmmmm..HBO fascination with hookers, crack and pimps....sounds like another ASOD rant...........

Enjoy Amy Winehouse's REHAB reverberating in your head all damn day!!

REHAB

by: Amy Winehouse

They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no

"Yes, I've been black but when I come back you'll know, know, know

I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine

He's tried to make me go to rehab, I won’t go, go, go

I’d rather be at home with Ray I ain’t got seventy days

'Cause there’s nothing, there's nothing you can teach me

That I can’t learn from Mr. Hathaway

I didn’t get a lot in class

But I know we don’t come in a shot glass

They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no"

Yes, I've been black but when I come back you'll know, know, know

I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I’m fine

He's tried to make me go to rehab, I won’t go, go, go

The man said, "Why do you think you here?"

I said, "I got no idea" I’m gonna, I'm gonna lose my baby

So I always keep a bottle near

He said, "I just think you’re depressed"

Kiss me, yeah baby and go rest"

They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no"

Yes, I've been black but when I come back you'll know, know, know

I don’t ever wanna drink againI just, ooh, I just need a friend

I’m not gonna spend ten weeks

Have everyone think I’m on the mend And it’s not just my pride

It’s just 'til these tears have dried

They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no"

Yes, I've been black and when I come back you'll know, know, know

I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I’m fine

He's tried to make me go to rehab, I won’t go, go, go