You wanna whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Greetings and Salutations! I know, it's been almost a month and a half since my last post, but I figured no one was commenting anyway so WTF! It has been a few weeks since our totally sweet trip to Miami and the cruise! We spent 2 and a half days at the Doral Golf Club and Spa in Miami Beach, ate dinner at Emeril's Restaurant with a multi-multi-multi millionaire, then spent the following 7 days cruising to Nassau, Grand Cayman & Cozumel on the Carnival Liberty! Spent time with some of our best friends, The Dugans....you wanna suck whaaaaaaaaat? and The Newmans, well one of the Newmans! Kristi the Munchkin! Met some cool new friends like Georgina from the 515!! HOLLA!!Or as Mel and I like to call her now...Georgina cochina!!! If you could only see the pics is all I'm saying!! Suffice it to say..Good Times..Good Times!

So I am going to try something a little diferent today! Maybe this will illicit some responses from you LAZY ASSES! Today..for the first time ever I am NOT going to list an Annoying Song, but rather I am going to ask for your input. During our Anniversary Dinner on Thursday night with the Christmas', the topic of laminated lists came up. I am sure all of you know the concept of the laminated list, but if you don't, let me briefly explain! Everyone is allowed a list of 5 Celebs to keep in their wallet/purse. If the opportunity should ever arise to meet one of these Celebs and more importantly the opportunity to actually BANG them, it's like a get out of jail free card! Your spouse can't say or do anything about it! I know, not typical anniversary dinner talk, but you have to know Kris..I'm just saying! So...without further adieu, here is my Top 5 List! In order or hottness:
1: Kate Beckinsale-Underworld-Black Leather:)
2: Jessica Biel-OH YEAH!
3: Sara Evans-Country Singer-Total Hottie
4: Salma Hayek-Need I say more?
5: Donna Mills-My token Cougar of the bunch!

Please feel free to post your own lists and I don't wanna hear any of this I could not logon CRAP!Just GIT-R- DONE!!!

P.S. Saw another group of supposed "Cowboys" recently with Pink Puffy Shirts and BIG ASS Cubic Zirconia Encrusted Western Fashion Belts! With HUGE Belt Buckles! GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAAAAAAAAAAAAY! and YES...there is something wrong with that!

Another observation....how big of a D-Bag do you have to be to wear a hat with a Fish Hook on the bill???? Just asking;)

--LOC OUT--