Chicks who Dip, TMZ & New Edition!

Greetings Non-Posters! Let me start by stating the obvious, the inspiration for the first part of my upcoming rant came from the Rope-A-Hoe. Come on man!! If you have not been to the Rope-a-Hoe, I highly suggest you check it out. If for nothing else than the people watching entertainment! So Mrs. ASOD and I were out there a few weeks ago and as usual a gaggle of skanks commenced to shake their moneymakers directly in front of where we were sitting. San Miguel this is roughly where you threw the basketball from that hit me square in the face in 1998.....HOE! There were 4 of them not bad looking not totally hot either. However, there was one who was a little squatty, maybe 5'3" long blonde hair, kinda good looking, they were all dancing and having a good time....yada, yada, yada. 45 minutes later they come back and lo and behold...squatty blonde has got a wad of dip or chew in her mouth the size of a 50-cent piece! She looked like George Brett arguing with that ump about his pine-tar bat! Ok, I know I live in TX, and it's bad enough when dudes dip, but a chick??? WTF? Oh yeah baby..nothing I'd like better than to shove my tongue in there! The scariest part.....she did not have her spit cup with her? Was she swallowing it? Freaking N-A-S-T-Y!!! Ok, I take it back, I would have spewed on the spot had she actually been carrying a spit-cup! "I'm a Redneck woman, I ain't no high class broad"! No truer words have even been spoken!

Now on to TMZ.COM. I was directed to TMZ today to check out a photo of Matt Damon who has recently put on a few pounds for a movie. The Headline: "The Legend of Bigger Vance"! he looks like maybe he put on a 35 spot...maybe 40, and they were ridiculing him as if he was the Boston version of FAT BASTARD! Dude put on 40lbs and is STILL skinnier than me! so I guess that means FAT BASTARD can "GET IN MY BELLY!" Really Hollywood? People pay money for this crap? People actually CARE about this crap? Hey I know gas is down to a mere $4.05/gallon and a cyclone probably just killed like 50,000 people in India, but I am damn glad TMZ is on top of Matt Damon's weight gain! The next alleged "story: had a picture of Matt Lauer from the Today show. Well 2 pics actually. 1 from 2006 and one from 2008. He is wearing the same swimsuit. THE HORROR!!!! God forbid someone actually takes care of something and get's their money's worth out of it! What a freaking LOSER he is for having the nerve to wear the same swimsuit twice!! Low-Life BASTARD!! Who gives a Rat's hairy ass-crack? Good thing there are no Papparazzi on the PartyLite trips...I have had the same 2 since 2005!

Ok--I know more than 4 of you have lists of celebs you'd like to bang..so where the hell are they?? I like the way Jamie and Mel ar thinking:), and Cochina...I am still waiting for your list!!!

Today's Annoying Song is from an Old School 80's Thug-Rap band...New Edition!! Hahahahahaha. yeah they are so thug that when my 14 year old daughter heard this song and I told her who it was...she said, "Those are dudes"? So Enjoy..COOL IT NOW!!!!

Everybody's saying silly things
Without knowing that life brings a change
And I've been checking all the signs
My friends say I'm love sick cause I...
All I keep thinking about is her in my arms
(Got to see what love is all about)
And I won't be the same until she is mine
And my friends keep telling me to Cool It Now
You got to cool it now Ooooooh watch out
You're gonna loose control Cool it now
You got to slow it down Slow it down...
You're gonna fall in love
Everyday I walk her home from school
And she tells me how she really feels
And there's no doubt in my mind
That this girl is one of a kind
Cause all I keep thinking about is her in my arms
(Got to see what love is about)
And I won't feel the same until she is mine
But my friends keep telling me toCool It Now
You got to cool it now Ooooooh watch out
You're gonna lose control Cool it now
You better slow it down Slow it down...
You're gonna fall in loveCool it now
You got to cool it nowOoooooh watch out
You're gonna lose controlCool it now
You got to slow it down Slow it down...
You're gonna fall in love
All I keep thinking about is her in my arms
(Got to see what love is all about)
And I'll never be the same until you are mine
And my friends keep telling me..
When ya got a girl who takes her time
You must slow the pace you can't mess with her mind
If she feels the same she'll letcha know
Just prepare yourself or be ready to go
And I hope this message stays in your mind
Cause you almost lost a girl who is right on time
There's one more thing that ya got to know
Just cool it down and stay in control Cool It Now
You got to cool it now Ooooooh watch out
You're gonna lose control Cool it now
You got to slow it down Slow it down...
You're gonna fall in love baby
All I keep thinking about is her in my arms
(Got to see what love is all about)
And I'll never be the same until you are mine, oh
Listen to me let me tell you
Why you all coming down on me
Tryin to tell me how my life is supposed to be
I know you're only trying to help me out
Tryin to show me what life is really about
But this time I'm gonna make it on my own
So why dontcha fellaz just leave me alone
Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike
If I like the girl who cares who you like
Cool It NowOoooooh watch out, out, out, out
Cool It NowSlow it down, down, down, down
Cool It NowOoooooh watch out, out, out, out
Cool It NowSlow it down, down, down, down
Cool it now Ooooooh watch out
Cause you're gonna lose control
Cool it now You got to slow it down
Slow it down...You're gonna fall in love
Cool it nowSlow it down
You're gonna lose control
Cool it nowYou got to slow it down
Slow it down...'Cause you're gonna fall in love
Cool it now Slow it down
'Cause you're gonna lose control
Cool it nowYou got to slow it down
Slow it down...Cool it now
Oooooh watch out
Cool it now
Slow it down.