Backstreet Boys SUCK ASS!!!!

Konichiwa! Ok let me get rite to this because it pissed me off that bad! I apologize in advance for the profanity. F^(k the Backstreet Boys! Thursday night we were watching the Celebrity Apprentice. This has long been one of my favorite shows and we DVR the scapela out of it! Many of you are aware of the premise so I won't go over it. This years has been different though. Celebrities competing for their favorite charities, CHARITIES.....CHARITY pinche Backdoor Boys! Sorry, they are primadona, pretty boy, quimby ass lowlifes!

The two fianlists of this years Apprectice were Piers Morgan from America's Got Talent and Country Music Superstar, Trace Adkins. Mr. Honky Tonk Bodonkadonk. While Piers is a typical Brit he did a fabulous job of raising money for his Charity, Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund. Trace's charity was close to his heart as it was for the The Food Allergy & Anaphylaxis network which deals with food allergies. His 6 year old daughter suffers from Food Allergies. For the final challenge both Trace and Piers had to collaborate to put on a Charity Auction..CHARITY AUCTION Backstreet Bastards! Aight...so Piers agreed to handle the Auction and the Catering and Trace opted to handle the Entertainment, which you may have guessed by now was the Back Street Boys. So during their initial meeting, Trace and the band were going thru the "RIDER" which is basically the list of demands that the band wants backstage. They had to have certain types of bottled water, each had certain types of beer, typical crap which I can understand...MAYBE. Then it gets down to Wheat Grass Juice. Wheat Grass Juice bro? You are not gonna go on because you don't have wheat grass juice? Then, get this, the manager comes up to Trace and says, yeah one of the boys forgot his black finger-nail polish so you need to go buy him some. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that Trace's partner in this challenge was Lennox Lewis, former Heavyweight Boxing Champ of the World. So here go 6'7" Trace Adkins and 6'6" Lennox Lewis to the frigging CVS to get this little fruitcake Black finger-nail polish. Come on dude! If that wasn't bad enough. One of these little Baryshnikov's had a little boo-boo on his knee. So they requested that Trace and Lennox go buy him a knee brace. DUDE..WTF? So while Trace was trying to find this knee brace he relayed a story about how his stomach really hurt before a concert. So he went on, performed then went immediately to the ER where he had Emergency Surgery to have 18" of his colon removed! But poor little Howie's knee was sore...AWWWWW. J-O-T-O!!!!

Did these little punks forget that they were here for a CHARITY? When was their last hit anyway? Wheat Grass Juice, Fingernail polish and a knee brace? What a bunch of little ass cracks! I hope this completley kills their "comeback". They came across as total A-HOLES! Nice job guys. I know all the Intrepid Fallen Heroes are really glad you got you fingernail polish man. I am also sure that while Trace's little daughter is worrying about not coming in contact with any peanut butter so she does not swell up and stop breathing, she can rest easier knowing her daddy is rounding up your pinche Wheat Grass! DAMNIT am I wrong to be this pissed? I submit that I am not and they are losers! L-O-S-E-R-S! So my suggestions for the ASOD until further notice..is any damn BSB's song that has ever been recorded! ASS PIRATES man!!!! DAMNIT!!!!

In case I don't see you....Good Afternoon, Good Evening and Good Night!!!!

I want it that way................tell me why, ani't nothing but a LOSER!

-LOC out-

Happy St. Paddy's Day to ya!

Haileo! The last greeting from the 14th was Yugoslovian Albanian, are you guys too lazy to even cheat and as my boy Dane Cook says, "Google that shit"? Today's greeting is apropos to the date. Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone and especially to Mrs. ASOD as she is of the Irish descent(Callaway). Also to the young lad Ryan Calhoun! I wonder if he has any Irish heritage? I know he can put away the Guinness like an Irishman! So in honor of this great day and even though I am Scottish, here are a few Irish Drinking Quote's and proverbs:

1: When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.

When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to Heaven.

So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven.

2: The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

3: For every wound, a balm.

For every sorrow, cheer.

For every storm, a calm.

For every thirst, a beer.

4: Here’s to a long life and a merry one.

A quick death and an easy one.

A pretty girl and an honest one.

A cold beer – and another one!

5: It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow,

than to spend tonight like there's no money!

6: May your glass be ever full,

May the roof over your head be always strong,

And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

and my favorite from Frank Sinatra:

"Alcohol might be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemies!"

So speaking of alchohol, maybe little miss Skankhouse..errr Winehouse might want to lay off the Crystal Meth, Crack and Mr. Brownstone and pick up a pint of Guiness instead! Check out these picks of her: http://www.ticket760.com/pages/pp_stsa.html.

After the first 3, you'll have to scroll down past Salma Hayek to see the last one, but after the first 3 you might be too afraid to go farther! DUDE! I have seen 24-year olds lose their teeth, but all of them were on that HBO America Undercover Documentary-"REHAB". A few of them did go on to star in another HBO classic-PIMPS UP, HOES DOWN-"Hey baby, you going ooooout?" Look closely at the second collage of pics-is that her chones or is she baking a loaf? Hard to tell, either way, it's Hookers at the Point NASTY! Hmmmm..HBO fascination with hookers, crack and pimps....sounds like another ASOD rant...........

Enjoy Amy Winehouse's REHAB reverberating in your head all damn day!!

REHAB

by: Amy Winehouse

They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no

"Yes, I've been black but when I come back you'll know, know, know

I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine

He's tried to make me go to rehab, I won’t go, go, go

I’d rather be at home with Ray I ain’t got seventy days

'Cause there’s nothing, there's nothing you can teach me

That I can’t learn from Mr. Hathaway

I didn’t get a lot in class

But I know we don’t come in a shot glass

They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no"

Yes, I've been black but when I come back you'll know, know, know

I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I’m fine

He's tried to make me go to rehab, I won’t go, go, go

The man said, "Why do you think you here?"

I said, "I got no idea" I’m gonna, I'm gonna lose my baby

So I always keep a bottle near

He said, "I just think you’re depressed"

Kiss me, yeah baby and go rest"

They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no"

Yes, I've been black but when I come back you'll know, know, know

I don’t ever wanna drink againI just, ooh, I just need a friend

I’m not gonna spend ten weeks

Have everyone think I’m on the mend And it’s not just my pride

It’s just 'til these tears have dried

They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, "No, no, no"

Yes, I've been black and when I come back you'll know, know, know

I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I’m fine

He's tried to make me go to rehab, I won’t go, go, go

2 Years on a Toilet? WTF?

Tungjatjeta, What up yo? Ok, so many of you's guy's may have heard of the woman from Ness City, Kansas who sat on her boyfriends toilet for 2 years. YES-2 Years! Dude..and Mel thought I took a long time on the throne! The quote from the boyfriend was, "I brought her food and water everyday and asked if she was ready to leave the bathroom". She would reply, "Maybe tomorrow". Dude called the police and said he thought there might be something wrong with his girlfriend. REALLY BRO? You think? Either that or it was the mother of all dumps! That is Harper quality stuff right there! Actually, I could see Harper living in the crapper for a year or so. As long as he could watch the Angels kick the crap out of the Yankees I think he would be fine. They said her arse was actually fused to the toilet seat. Dr. Daniel Aries, Director of Dermatology at a Kansas City hospital said, "The skin is very happy to grow around things-that's a natural process". NICE! The possibilities are endless with that one! Come on Harper, I know you can go way longer than 2 years brah!

Allllllllllllllrighty then! Today's tune is that song from the Mac Air-Book commercial. NEW SOUL. It's a pretty cool song, but I have been singing that BEATCH-not BEYOTCH Christmas, for going on 6 hours now! Pinche MAC! I friggin' hate Apple as it is, including iPod's. Enjoy!

NEW SOUL

by:Yael Naim

I'm a new soul,I came to this strange world,

Hoping I could learn a bit about how to give and take.

But since I came here,Felt the joy and the fear,

Finding myself making every possible mistake.

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

I'm a young soul,In this very strange world,

Hoping I could learn a bit about what is true and fake.

But why all this hate? Try to communicate.

Finding trust and love is not always easy to make.

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...

This is a happy end,'Cause you don't understand,

Everything you have done.Why's everything so wrong?

This is a happy end, Come and give me your hand, I'll take your far away.

I'm a new soul,I came to this strange world,

Hoping I could learn a bit about how to give and take.

But since I came here,Felt the joy and the fear,

Finding myself making every possible mistake.

The new soul,In this very strange world,

Possible mistakes, possible mistakes,

Every possible mistakes,Mistakes, mistakes, mistakes,Mistakes.

So it begins............

Greetings homies! Ok, you guys can post replies to your freaking hearts content here and Steve Whitaker or Ron Logsdon will not complain! I am gonna try this bad boy out, and if it works I will register my own domain name and become official! So, without further adieu, I now begin my first Annoying Song of the Day BLOG!

First I must comment on the hair stylist that cut Connor and Harrison's hair tonight. Hahahaha..I can't even believe this is real. Her name was....Juanita Coonrod! Coonrod, yes I said COONROD! If I did not see it on her certificate, I would not have believed it! Juanita, your last name is a Raccoon Phalus! How great is that? The only thing that would have made it better, is if her name had been Anita instead of Juanita. Classic!

I am sticking with the current theme of Midnight Rope-A-Ho. I may have ranted on this before, but do you know what really cracks me up? It's the goofy dance class people that hang out after dance class is over to "show off" their moves. There is a leader, I am not sure of his name, but it is clear he is their leader! How do I know this you may ask? Why it's his cool black suede flat dance shoes he wears with his way too tight Levi's! That and the Arthur Murray smile that is constantly on his face is how I know. The best is when they actually try to Samba and Tango to Ying Yang Twin's "Shake It Like a Salt Shaker" or Mambo to AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long". It's just not right! Although, he does a mean Foxtrot to "Sexy Back". More power to you bro, but DAMN, do you need the shoes? I am thinking about buying him a Ladies Fashion Belt and a Bedazzler............

Today's song is brought to us by: TACO. Puttin' On The Ritz! I think it pretty much speaks for itself! ENJOY!!!!!!

PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ

by: TACO

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to

why don't you go where fashion sits, Puttin' on the ritz.

Different types who wear a day coat, pants with stripes

and cutaway coat, perfect fits, Puttin' on the ritz.

Dressed up like a million dollar trouper

Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)

Come let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks

or "umberellas" in their mitts,

Puttin' on the ritz.

Have you seen the well-to-do up and down Park Avenue

On that famous thoroughfare with their noses in the air

High hats and Arrow collars white spats and lots of dollars

Spending every dime for a wonderful time

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to

why don't you go where fashion sits,

Puttin' on the ritz. Puttin' on the ritz. Puttin' on the ritz.