ASOD from 2-25-08.

Gamarjobat!!
The Last ASOD’s greeting on 1-7-08, Merhaba, was in Turkish. Again…congrats to nobody!

The above line has been sitting in my DRAFTS folder since 1-8-08, I have heard a few annoying songs since then, but not a topic that really annoyed me. So rather than compromise my greatness for the sake of merely having an ASOD, I decided to wait until the mood struck me! It actually struck me last Wednesday night whilst I was at the Super S in Comfort, TX. I guess the fact that they are the ONLY grocery store in 20 miles gives them free license to charge WHATEVER THE HELL THEY WANT!!! DAMNIT. I go in there to buy some Milk, some Cereal and a pack of tortillas for dinner that night. Footnote: all of this was not for dinner that night, just the tortillas were. But if this were the DUGAN household Cereal for Breakfast, Lunch AND Dinner is par for the course! So, figure $4 for Milk, $3.50 for cereal and $1.50 for a dozen tortillas right? Even $1.50 is freaking pushing it since my mom can make 2 dozen in like 5 minutes out of crap I did not even knew we HAD in our kitchen! I knew I was in trouble when there was not even a price listed for the damn tortillas! So I get to the check out and when given the total of $12.64, I say(to myself) WTF!, $12 friggin 64!!! But, just like the great 24 oz vs. 20 oz coffee incident of early January..I say nothing and just pay for it………..So I get out to the car and look at the receipt….$3.97..for TORTILLAS!!! WTF! I guess theses tortillas from RICARDOS TORILLERIA in Brownwood, TX were made with flakes of real gold! Sincerely…..how is that even possible? They were not Gourmet Tortillas, they were not Pre-Buttered tortillas, just big, misshapen ovals of lard and flour! I had been hood-winked by Super S! PLEASE H-E-B, hurry up and get your ass to Comfort! This concludes RANT #1…………

RANT #2, The Oscars. The 80th Academy Awards were last night. I thought it was a pretty week year for movies. I mean DAMN..not 1 Will Ferrell movie in the running? Just wait until next year..Semi-Pro will sweep those beatches!!! Everyone has their favorite part of the broadcast. Best Picture, Best Actor/Actress, Supporting Actor/Actress, Director, yada yada. With each year that passes I find myself more and more intrigued by 1 “category” in particular. It’s not really an achievement either…I mean, we are all gonna do it someday. I know I am going straight to hell for this one, (although Mrs. ASOD tells me it’s perfectly okJ), I can’t freaking WAIT until they do that little Montage of all the people that have died since the last Oscars!! For me, the suspense is over after that part of the show! The best part is that inevitably you say this, “DUDE, I had no idea that person died!” or “I thought he died like 5 years ago.” I know that is horrible to say, but hey…that’s how I roll. It’s kinda like watching the Pre-Game to the Super Bowl..you spend 9 hours just WAITING for the kickoff..then, after 4 musical performances, the Anthem, everyone’s predictions, all the up close and personal CRAP, you get the kickoff…then the rest rarely lives up to expectation. Same with the Oscars…..Achievement in Art Directing, Special Effects, Animation, Documentary, Short Film, Short Animated Film…..all PRE-GAME for me until the Oscars really KICK OFF…….with the Kick The Bucket List.

Today’s song comes courtesy of Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan and Night at the Roxbury fame! Watched this the other night with the Chilin’s..damn I loves me some Will Ferrell! Haddaway..What is Love! Sing this BEATCH ALL DAY LONG!!!!!!! ORALE Butabi Brothers!!!!!

P.S. Keep up the good work at Sports Talk San Antonio Taylor! Great 2 minute interview with Ferrell!

“What Is Love?”
By: Haddaway

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Yeah Oh, I don't know why you're not there
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong Game a sign
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more
What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more
Whoa whoa, oooh oooh Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Oh, I don't know, what can I do What else can I say, it's up to you
I know we're one, just me and you I can't go on
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more
What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh
What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more
Don't hurt me Don't hurt me I want no other, no other lover
This is your life, our time When we are together,
I need you forever Is it love
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)
What is love?