DOBRI DZEN! Ok..back to this again. A Huge pat on the back if you can tell me what language that is hello in...WITHOUT THE GOOGLE! Well looky here, it's only been 3 months and 5 days since my last post. I know...I know...the model of consistency. I try:) As stated before I don't like to post an Annoying Song of the Day simply for posting sake. It needs to mean something. Usually I wait until something erks me enough to write about it and there have been a few things lately.
So Saturday Night we are at Midnight. Yes, it all goes back to the Rope-A-Ho. Mel, John, Pauline & I were taking in the sites and sounds of a typical Texas Saturday night at the Ole' Watering Hole when a good old-fashioned Waltz started playing. Ok, here is something I learned and knew all too well but it never pissed me off like it did Saturday night. Just because you have a Cowboy Hat on, some starched up Cinch Jeans & matching shirt, Ariats and a sparkly belt does NOT mean you know how to dance! IT'S A WALTZ IDIOT! Not a slow half-step, not a two-step, A WALTZ! One, two, three...one, two, three...one, two three. Is that so freaking hard that you can't manage that? Did your Mom or Oma never teach you how to Waltz moron? It's really simple, watch the people that look like they have rythym and are moving with the music...and COPY THEM! It's not Rocket Science mensa! Maybe you should have taken the $500 you spent on your Coca-Cola Cowboy outfit and learned how to dance. Trust me, the chick you are dancing with knows you suck and will tell her friends you suck. But alas I know you will be back Wednesday Night with your skin-tight Affliction shirt on trying to mack on the same girls with the same lame moves. Seen it a thousand times loser. Good Luck! Ahhhhh..I feel so much better now!
Now on to Mix 96.1. I am convinced that between the hours of 6 a.m. and 8 a.m. there are only 5 songs on their playlist. They are: Kesha-Tik Tok, IYAZ(formerly Sean Kingston) Replay, Lady Gaga-Bad Romance, Orianthi-According to You & David Guetta & Akon-Sex Chick. PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MIX IN SOMETHING ELSE!!! Hey, I'll even be happy with some Do You Remember? or maybe even Down, down, down , down, down. Dooown, Doooown, baby are you down, down, down, down, down? It's bad enough that I wanna B-Slap Kidd Kraddick most of the time because he is a tool, but playing the same 5 songs everyday makes it even worse! I'll be damned if I turn over to 99.5, Lisle & Hahn have turned into a bunch of Liberal, whiny A-Holes! DUDE's....you are almost 60..go work for KQ102! QUIMBY'S! Ok......I think I just might have purged the bad taste from my mouth from non-walzters and Mix....now if I can just find the A-Hole miscreant that stole Connor's spikes.....all would be right with the world! So since I have to be annoyed by these five songs.....so do you! They are even so annoying that I am straying from the norm and not posting their lyrics because who needs them? So enjoy singing....Ra-Ra-ah ah ah, roma roma ma, Gaga Oh la la, shawty's like a melody in my head, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack, according to you, I'm stuipd, I'm useless, can't do anything right, she's nothing like the girl you've ever seen before, nothign to compare to your neighborhood......kinda funny when you put them all together...they could be the same song..................
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