Oh Lord.......

Greetings everyone! It's been almost 5 months since my last post, so much for staying consistent. I am working on limiting the use of the exclamation point in this entry so bare with me if it seems to lack enthusiasm. The topic for today's post is an old one, but I was reminded of it a week or so ago and it still pissed me off. These freaking rhinestone "Fashion Belts" that the "guys" are wearing out at clubs. WTF. Still with these things? Although last year a quandry arose when I went to go watch bullriding at Far West..or whatever the hell it is called now. A friend of ours is a bullrider..and him and all his bullriding buddies were wearing these friggin belts! My brain wanted to explode. How the hell can guys that are this tough wear sparkly "fashion belts"? I am in no way questioning the manhood of a bullrider. These dudes are the toughest guys on the planet in my opinion, but when you accesorize with a damn chicks belt!! What are we supposed to think? so I guess what I am trying to say is....unless you are a bullrider, then wearing a sparkly belt it gay! Quickly rising on the scale of what annoys Larry are these damn AFFLICTION shirts that guys are wearing. YES, we get it! You work out. But just because you wear an affliction shirt does not automatically qualify you for MMA. Just because you have bulging muscles does not meat you know how to use them. DUDE...you are wearing a skintight-v-neck shirt with wings on it(or whatever the hell the design is). Nothing says DOUCHEBAG more than an affliction shirt...except maybe a guy wearing an affliction shirt AND a sparkly belt! Oh yeah....and you paid $80 for a freaking T-shirt! That's a D-Bag with too much money. (Secretly Larry wishes he had the muscles to fill out one of those shirts but hopes he will have the common sense to forego the purchase of a d-bag t-shirt!).

Ok...on to today's annoying song. This song was heard last night at the Dollar General in Comfort. I was reminded of how I once told Connor this could be his theme song, but in a good way! He smiled and said, "That song is PIMP!" I guess I know whaat his next ringtone will be. Oh Lord........enjoy this song and I hope you sing it for 17 hours straight like I have!

Lord It's Hard to be Humble.

by: Mac Davis

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble,

when you're perfect in every way.

I can't wait to look in the mirror,

I get better looking each day.

To know me is to love me,

I must be a hell of a man.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble,

but I'm doing the best that I can.

I used to have a girlfriend,

but she just couldn't compete.

With all of these love-starved women,

who keep clamoring at my feet.

Well I prob'ly could find me another,

but I guess they're all in awe of me.

Who cares, I never get lonesome,

Cause I treasure my own company.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble,

when you're perfect in every way.

I can't wait to look in the mirror,

I get better looking each day.

To know me is to love me,

I must be a hell of a man.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble,

but I doing the best that I can.

I guess you could say I'm a loner,

a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.

I could have lot's of friends if I want to,

but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical,

Hell I don't even know what that means.

I guess it has something to do with the way

that I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans.

Oh......Lord it's hard to be humble,

when you're perfect in every way.

I can't wait to look in the mirror,

I get better looking each day.

To know me is to love me,

I must be a hell of a man.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble,

but I'm doing the best that I can.

We're doing the best that we can.