Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Happy whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.....I'M DONE----I'M DONE!!!

Greetings! Today is July the 2nd 2008! Hau`oli la hanau to Senorita Dugan!! Or Happy Birthday to Jenny Dugan!! I do not think Starbucks could have picked a worse day to annouce they are closing 600 stores nationwide! They must have done it to piss J-Dug off! Let's just hope for all of our sakes that the price of cereal does not rise like the price of gas of we're all @%#$ED!!!

I know it's almost the 3rd already, but it would have been hard to blog while driving to the thriving Texas Metropolis of Waxahachie! Kinda reminds of of the Laffy Taffy song...."Shake that Waxahachie, that Waxahachie, girl shake that Waxahachie"! NO that is not the song for today. It should be, but today is The Dugan B-day so I have another song in mind! Even though I have been singing Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk since about 2 pm!! I just can't do Trace like that. I am not the suck ass Backstreet Boys! Go find me some black nail polish bitch!! I have done the NOT So Annoying Song of the Day before, but usually for Elvis days. Birth and Death! So in honor of Jenny's B-day our not so annoying song for today will be "Don't you, forget about me"! from Simple Minds off the Breakfast Club Soundtrack! FIST RAISES!!!!! I am now going to attempt to see how many quotes I can pull out of my arse from Breakfast Club.....sans Google! Here we go:

"Could you describe the nature of the ruckus sir?"
"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"
"Don't mess with the bull Mr., you'll get the horns!"
"EAT....MY...SHORTS!"
"No Dad..FUCK YOU!"
""Next time I have to come in here, I'm cracking skulls!"
Ok..I had to Google this final one:
Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

and as one of the surfer chicks in Blue Crush said....."THAT'S MY BITCH"!


Don't You(Forget About Me)
by: Simple Minds

Hey, hey, hey ,
heyOhhh...
Won't you come see about me?
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
Tell me your troubles and doubts
Giving me everything inside and out and
Love's strange so real in the dark
Think of the tender things that we were working on
Slow change may pull us apart
When the light gets into your heart, baby
Don't You Forget About Me
Don't Don't Don't Don'tDon't You Forget About Me
Will you stand above me?
Look my way, never love me
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Down, down, down
Will you recognise me?
Call my name or walk on by
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Down, down, down, down
Hey, hey, hey,
heyOhhhh.....
Don't you try to pretend
It's my feeling we'll win in the end
I won't harm you or touch your defenses
Vanity and security
Don't you forget about me
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
Going to take you apart
I'll put us back together at heart, baby
Don't You Forget About Me
Don't Don't Don't Don't
Don't You Forget About Me
As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
When you walk away
Or will you walk away?
Will you walk on by?
Come on - call my name
Will you all my name?
I say :La la la...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I LOVE that post!!! Happy bday my Jenny!!! Shoulder Kisses!! She you in 11 days!!!